The 50 most brilliant, obnoxious, or delightfully sociopathic Facebook posts of 2011.
After spending a good chunk of this year gathering Facebook posts entertaining enough for public consumption and/or ridicule, it felt less like we were putting together a humor website and more like we were preparing our PhD dissertation in sociology. These 50 posts were selected out of the hundreds we’ve shared with you throughout the year. They reflect all of the wit, self-absorption, shamelessness, and astounding unfamiliarity with basic grammar that makes Facebook such a wonderland of human frailty and woefully regrettable over-sharing. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did, and we thank you for being quick-fingered enough to screenshot your friends’ more embarrassing status updates before they could click delete. Consider this list a year-end toast to everyone who makes Facebook the wonderful nightmare that it is… Here’s to the drama queens… Here’s to the people who think there’s no such thing as a bad time for a status update… Here’s to commenters who know how to make the most of a Facebook photo… Here’s to the folks who really stay on top of their current events… Here’s to the do-gooders and their friends who love to do bad… Here’s to the legally blind… Here’s to people not afraid to display the torn tissue of their publicly broken hearts… Here’s to the folks who just can’t remember to log the hell off… Here’s a big, loud cheers to the approximately 99% of humans who never took an English class in their lives…. Here’s to the religious nuts, and the friends who are sick of them… Here’s to the just plain nuts… And of course, here’s to your mom and your dad, and to you for making the horrible mistake of accepting their friend requests… HERE’S TO EVEN MORE IN 2012. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Via Happy Place
POTTERMORE YOU TROLL.
I should be doing far more productive stuff. BUT I WANT TO FINALLY CONFIRM MY RAVENCLAW IDENTITY. And I want to know what my wand will be like. :I
I TOTALLY SHARE THIS SENTIMENT!!!! Cmon Pottermore!!
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said …they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on
(Source: stormatic)
Turk: We’re closer than the average man and wife,
JD: That’s why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Turk: You know I’ll stick by you, for the rest of my life.
JD: You’re the only man who’s ever been inside of me.
(Source: peterparkour)
Via HOW HERMES REQUISITIONED HIS GROOVE BACK
This video never gets old.
I think it went something like this:
Panda 1: ‘Distract the human.’
Panda 2: ‘Why?’
Panda 1: ‘Just do it.’
Panda 2: ‘Okay. I will push him into the direction of the other humans by the glass. Then I will distract them with a cute little rollover. Like this’
Panda 1: ‘Awesome. Keep up the good work.’
Panda 2: ‘Aaah. They really like me. Did you hear them? Hey! Where are you going?’
Panda 1: ‘I can smell freedom…See you later losers!’
Panda 2: ‘Wait for me! I wanna come with you. Wow. I didn’t know I could run this fast!’
(I love how the other panda’s are like: ‘What’s happening? Are they escaping? …mmh…Whatever.’)
Via Miss_M's Shout Out
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I am a perenially happy, occasionally eccentric 29-year-old female. Answers to the call "Jenn". Good listener --enjoys it in fact, as long as the unloading of psychic garbage is regulated. Perfectly willing to try to engage in conversation, or play billiards or hang out at Starbucks --unit is part of the "quiet type" series. Open to all avenues of interest, but seems to be more receptive to writing and reading. The cost: free of charge, although time and effort is required for a friendship to blossom. For more details... send me a message... I am also the following:
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